Download E-books Awkward Family Photos PDF

By Mike Bender, Doug Chernack

In keeping with the hit site, (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly notable snaps of kinfolk bonding, you'll snort so challenging that individuals in adjacent workplaces will ask what’s unsuitable with you”—Esquire), this complete colour booklet gains never-before-seen images and hilarious own tales overlaying every thing from uncomfortable moments with family, teenager angst, sibling competition, and kin vacation trips from hell. draw back on the compelled poses, undesirable hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to examine our personal households and have a good time the truth that we're now not alone. Nothing says awkward higher than an uncomfortable relatives picture!

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Download E-books Tubo de Ensaio, Parte 4 PDF

By João Quadros, Bruno Nogueira

Pela quarta vez consecutiva, esta luxuosa dupla de humoristas reuniu o que melhor fez no programa diário da TSF, Tubo de Ensaio, e dãonos a conhecer, em registo de stand-up comedy, os episódios mais marcantes do nosso país e do mundo em geral deste ano.

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Download E-books Do Ants Have Assholes?: And 106 of the World's Other Most Important Questions PDF

"Every 12 months, one humorous publication turns out to stand proud of the entire others. This yr, it is Do Ants Have [Assholes]?…a rip-roaring parody"

"The booklet being touted as this year's can't-miss, downstairs-loo-fixture of a dead-cert publishing-phenomenon-sensation"

"A very humorous spoof of pop-science collections"
Daily Telegraph

A venerable and historical newspaper, the outdated Geezer is learn and revered through the world's so much conscientious, upright electorate. while those beacons of
respectability have critical questions, they flip to the outdated Geezer's "Questions and solutions" page.

Do Ants Have Assholes? collects the enlightening solutions to thought-provoking questions such as:

  • If you notice an endangered animal consuming an endangered plant, what do you do?
  • How many males would it not take to kill an elephant with their naked hands?
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all of them need to drown?
  • Are "crabs" on the topic of crabs?
  • What if there have been no hypothetical questions?

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Download E-books The Way of All Fish: A Novel PDF

By Martha Grimes

A wickedly humorous sequel to Grimes’s bestselling novel, Foul Matter, “a satire of the venal, to not say murderous practices of the hot York publishing undefined” (The ny occasions ebook Review).


In Grimes’s new sendup of an international she understands rather well, sweet and Karl, hitmen with a distinction— they've got scruples—once back enterprise into the murky long island publishing scene. This time they arrive to assistance from a author who's being sued by means of her unscrupulous literary agent, L. Bass Hess, a guy decided to get a fifteen percentage fee for a booklet he didn’t sell.

The agreement killers sign up for forces with publishing rich person Bobby Mackenzie and megabestselling author Paul Giverney to rid the suggest streets of Hess, no longer by means of taking pictures him, yet by way of using him loopy. they're helped by means of different characters from Foul subject and a team of latest colourful personalities, together with an out-of-work Vegas magician, an alligator wrangler, a glamorous Malaysian con girl, and Hess’s aunt in Everglades urban, who has gone through a wildly winning intercourse change.

This wickedly humorous sequel to Grimes’s bestselling novel Foul Matter is one other character-driven “satire of the venal, to not say murderous, practices of the hot York publishing undefined” (The big apple occasions e-book Review).

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Download E-books My Planet: Finding Humor in the Oddest Places PDF

By Mary Roach

From acclaimed, New York Times best-selling writer Mary Roach comes the entire selection of her “My Planet” articles released in Reader’s Digest.  The quirky, awesome writer takes a magnifying glass to lifestyle, exposing moments of hilarity within the mundane.

Best-selling writer Mary Roach was once successful columnist within the Reader's Digest journal, and this e-book beneficial properties the articles she wrote in that point. Insightful and hilarious, Mary explores the bits and bobs of the trendy international: marriage, pals, kin, nutrients, expertise, customer support, dental floss, and ants—she leaves no section of the yank adventure unchecked for its inherent paradoxes, pleasures, and foibles.

On Cleanliness:
Ed has crud imaginative and prescient, and that i don’t. I don’t observe dirt. Ed sees it in every single place. i'm quite confident that Ed can really see micro organism. . . . He confessed he didn’t like me utilizing his bathrobe simply because I’d put on it whereas sitting at the toilet.
“It’s unlike it is going within the water,” I protested, notwithstanding for those who counted the sash as a part of the gown, this wasn’t strictly true.

On the web:
the net is a boon for hypochondriacs like me. straight away, for example, I’m feeling a taking pictures discomfort at the part of my neck. an internet seek produces 5 suits, the 1st 3 for a known as Arnold-Chiari Malformation.
whereas my husband, Ed, reads over my shoulder, I recite indicators from the record. “‘General clumsiness’ and ‘general imbalance,’” I say, as if saying arrivals on the Marine Corps Ball. “‘Difficulty driving,’ ‘lack of taste,’ ‘difficulty feeling ft on ground.’”
“Those aren’t symptoms,” says Ed. “Those are your personality flaws.”
On model:
My husband lately made me try out on a bikini. A bikini isn't really loads a garment as a cloth-based reminder that your elements were migrating these types of years. My waist, i spotted that day within the dressing room, has thoroughly disappeared underneath my rib cage, which now rests at once on my hips. I’m displaying continental go with the flow in reverse.

On maintaining a healthy diet:
So Ed and that i have been consuming loads of greens. greens on pasta, greens on rice. This was once super fit, until eventually you were given to the half the place Ed and that i are present in the kitchen at 10 p.m., feeding on Froot Loops and tubes of cookie dough.

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Download E-books When It's A Jar PDF

By Tom Holt

Maurice has simply killed a dragon with a bread knife. And had his future foretold... and had his real love lively away. that is exactly the type of stuff that'd deliver out the latent heroism in an individual. regrettably, Maurice is beautiful convinced he hasn't obtained any latent heroism.

Meanwhile, a guy wakes up in a jar in a distinct type of pickle (figuratively speaking). He cannot get out, in fact, yet neither can he bear in mind his identify, or what gravity is, or what these issues at the ends of his legs are called... and each time he starts off operating all of it out, an individual makes him disregard back. disregard everything.
Only something may also help him. the reply to the main baffling query of all...

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Download E-books 99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers PDF

By Tom Briscoe

99 purposes to Hate Cats is for cat fans - and those that have the capacity to simply peacefully coexist. you can find your self and your cat (or cats) within the pages of this enjoyable, humorous caricature publication. It indicates the numerous methods our pussycat associates could make us smile, chortle and be pushed a bit crazy.

Here are the various lovingly documented purposes to hate cats:

Reason 12: Waking up within the morning ahead of you do
Reason 19: Thinking each can is stuffed with tuna
Reason 33: If you have been sufficiently small, they might consume you.
Reason fifty six: Throwing up in precisely the incorrect spot
Reason 91: Every chair is the cat's chair

All of the explanations are encouraged by way of lifestyle with genuine cats. brief biographies of every of the tom cats who encouraged the paintings are integrated at the back of the book.

Each of the ninety nine purposes are amusingly illustrated with unique sketch paintings. the pictures are uncomplicated, expressive and entice old and young alike. Illustrations are proven in colour in your Kindle app (on iPhone, iPad and Android), Kindle fireplace and the Amazon Cloud Reader.

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Download E-books Welcome to the NHK (Novel) PDF

By Tatsuhiko Takimoto

The unconventional that encouraged the manga and anime!Twenty-two-year-old Satou, a faculty dropout and aficionado of anime porn, understands a bit secret--or not less than he thinks he does! think it or no longer, he has stumbled upon a huge conspiracy created via the japanese Broadcasting corporation, N.H.K. yet regardless of combating the nice struggle, Satou has develop into an unemployed hikikomori--a shut-in who has withdrawn from the world.... sooner or later, he meets Misaki, a mysterious younger lady who invitations him to hitch her particular "project." Slowly, Satou comes out of his reclusive shell, and his hilarious trip starts, choked with improper id, Lolita complexes--and an final quest to create the best hentai video game ever!

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Download E-books How Not to Be a Dick: An Everyday Etiquette Guide PDF

By Meghan Doherty

At the one hand, no one desires to be a dick. nonetheless, dicks are in every single place! They lower in line, speak in the back of our backs, recline into our seats, or even have the ability to morph into trolls on-line. Their powers are amazing, yet with a bit foresight and thoughtfulness, we will be able to take a stand opposed to dickishness this present day. How to not Be a Dick is jam-packed with sincere and easy suggestion, however it additionally contains playful illustrations displaying well-meaning (but now not continually good behaved) teens as they confront moments of power dickishness of their daily lives. occasionally they falter, occasionally they triumph, yet they regularly search to discover a greater means. And with their support, it's also possible to.

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