Download E-books No Way to Treat a First Lady: A Novel PDF

By Christopher Buckley

A long island instances awesome booklet of the Year

Elizabeth Tyler MacMann, the bold First woman of the USA (and identified within the tabloids as “Lady Bethmac”), is on trial for the loss of life of her philandering husband, and the one guy who can retailer her is the boyfriend she jilted in legislations school—now the main shameless security legal professional in the United States. released to rave stories, No technique to deal with a primary Lady is a hilariously warped love tale for our time set within the funniest position in the United States: Washington, D.C.

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Download E-books 2030: The Real Story of What Happens to America PDF

By Albert Brooks

Is this what is in store?

June 12, 2030 began like all different day in memory―and by way of then, thoughts have been lengthy. considering melanoma were cured fifteen years earlier than, America's inhabitants was once getting older swiftly. That feels like excellent news, yet reflect on this: thousands of child boomers, with a tremendous traditional predator picked off, have been sucking dry advantages and assets that have been by no means intended to carry them into their eighties and past. children round the state simmered with resentment towards "the olds" and anger on the treadmill they can by no means get off of simply to preserve their mom and dad' entitlement programs.

But on that June twelfth, every thing replaced: an immense earthquake devastated la, and the govt, continually teetering at the fringe of financial ruin, used to be not able to reply.
The fallout from the earthquake units in movement a sweeping novel of rules that pits nationwide wish for the long run opposed to assurances from the earlier and is peopled through a memorable forged of refugees and billionaires, presidents and revolutionaries, all suffering to discover their manner. In 2030, Albert Brooks' all-too-believable, dystopian imagining of the place trendy demanding situations may lead us day after today makes gripping and thought-provoking reading.

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Download E-books The Devious Book for Cats: A Parody PDF

By Joe Garden, Chris Pauls, Scott Sherman

Cats have 9 lives. Shouldn’t they be lived to the fullest?

“Domesticated” doesn't suggest “docile.” The ho-hum regimen of sleep, consume, devour, and sleep is not any manner for any creature who governed Egypt for a millennium to spend her day. It’s excessive time pussycats far and wide awakened from their cat naps and grabbed life’s strings with either paws.

The Devious e-book for Cats bargains today’s discerning kitties phrases of knowledge and recommendation on every little thing they should understand, from in-depth courses on cardboard bins and catnip to a quick background of the Felinism circulation. It presents fail-safe pointers on waking a human for those who are looking to get fed, deciding upon the purr-fect present, staring like a professional, and profiting from superstitions. It additionally explains the indisputable attract of the Window, the terrifying specter of the Vacuum, and the way you could groom thoroughly in precisely the scant twenty-four hours disbursed each one day.

Cats: observe the devious enjoyable you could have whilst you’re the single accountable!

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Download E-books Humor in Uniform PDF

This side-splitting number of humor provides enormous quantities of the simplest jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, rates, and tales from women and men within the military or their households proving that existence is frequently funnier than fiction.

If laughter is the simplest medication, then glance no extra to remedy no matter what ails you. The column “Offbase,” officially referred to as “Humor in Uniform,” has seemed within the Reader's Digest journal for over part a century, and has released greater than 3,500 jokes, costs, and humorous tales from the greater than one million readers who've submitted them. This volume—from the world’s no 1 resource of humor—contains laugh-out-loud gem stones from certainly one of Reader’s Digest’s most well-liked columns.

 

This side-splitting choice of humor promises thousands of the easiest jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, rates, and tales from women and men within the militia or their households proving that lifestyles is frequently funnier than fiction. Such as:

·         From a loved one: My son regaled me with tales approximately how they do issues within the sleek Air strength. Being an previous Air strength guy myself, I scoffed at their complex equipment. “That’s now not the way in which we did it while i used to be within the service,” I acknowledged. “Yeah,” he shot again. “But should you have been in, there have been merely pilots, Wilbur and Orville”      

— Ted Shirley

·         From a military Soldier: Our military Unit was once out of the country undertaking maneuvers with the Marines. On shift one evening, a Marine requested my sergeant the place he was once from. “I’m initially from primary America,” acknowledged the sergeant. “Oh, yeah?” requested the Marine. “Kansas?”

— David Denbek

·         From Iraq: At the top of a difficult day in Iraq, my daughter, the airman, collapsed onto the 1st seat within the delivery truck, forcing each person else to climb over her. “Private!” hollered the sergeant, “Skinny ladies get within the again so after we males get on with our guns and gear, we don’t need to climb over you. Have I made myself clear?” unexpectedly my daughter perked up, “Do you actually imagine I’m skinny?”

—    Margaret Culbertson

·         About the army: A soldier stationed at citadel Bliss, Texas, really bought a letter addressed to “Fort Ignorance.” “How do you know the place to carry it?” she requested the mailman. “We have been stumped at first,” he admitted. “But then I remembered, lack of knowledge is bliss.”

— William De Graf

 

For your self, a pal, or relatives member—what may be larger than the present of laughter?

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Download E-books Ubik PDF

By Philip K. Dick

“From the stuff of house opera, Dick spins a deeply unsettling existential horror tale, a nightmare you’ll by no means ensure you’ve woken up from.”—Lev Grossman, Time

Glen Runciter runs a profitable business—deploying his groups of anti-psychics to company consumers who wish privateness and safety from psychic spies. but if he and his most sensible group are ambushed by way of a rival, he's gravely injured and positioned in “half-life,” a dreamlike kingdom of suspended animation. quickly, although, the surviving individuals of the workforce commence experiencing a few unusual phenomena, comparable to Runciter’s face showing on cash and the realm seeming to maneuver backward in time. As consumables go to pot and know-how will get ever extra primitive, the crowd must discover what's inflicting the shifts and what a mysterious product known as Ubik has to do with all of it.

“More magnificent than comparable experiments performed via Pynchon or DeLillo.”—Roberto Bolaño

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Download E-books Bedfellows PDF

By Bob Garfield

Jack Schiavone desires to rebuild his lifestyles after an embezzlement scandal observed him drummed out of his high-paying ads task. So he’s reinvented himself as “Mr. Mattress,” a bedding franchisee in Ebbets seashore, Brooklyn. working a bed shop is a great, quiet life—until Jack will get sucked right into a simmering mob conflict that pits an bold Russian crime boss opposed to a softening Italian don.

Soon everyone seems to be “going to the mattresses.”

Jack falls for the don’s attractive black-sheep daughter, a felony reduction lawyer, making him the objective of a jealous clever guy/lounge singer who’s fixated on her too. And his new shop manager—the don’s mild, stamp amassing, cottage cheese–eating former consigliere—proves nearly as good at promoting mattresses as he used to be at cooking the books for the mob. Then the Russians wear a convey of strength, and the don’s merely recourse is to name on the world’s worst hit guy: a mild-mannered chiropractor with an cutting edge killing approach.

When the smoke clears, who could be the don of Ebbets Beach?

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Download E-books Skipped Parts: A heartbreaking, wild, and raunchy comedy (GroVont series) PDF

By Tim Sandlin

"Skipped Parts is someplace among The Catcher within the Rye and Even Cowgirls Get the Blues."-Los Angeles instances publication Review

The novel that encouraged the motion picture starring Mischa Barton and Drew Barrymore

Banished to the hinterlands of Wyoming, rebellious Lydia Callahan and her thirteen-year-old son Sam don't have any selection yet to manage. yet whereas Lydia beverages and talks to the moose head at the wall, Sam unearths a pal in neighborhood lady Maurey Pierce.

Sam and Maurey got down to notice for themselves what occurs within the "skipped parts" of the novels they learn – among the 1st kiss and the subsequent morning. With Lydia's help the 2 young people set out on their sexual exploration, and care for its consequences.

One of the wildest, raunchiest, such a lot heartfelt coming-of-age novels of the earlier thirty years, Skipped components places Tim Sandlin within the top echelon of up to date comedian novelists.

This modern novel is raunchy, humorous, and entire of middle, excellent for fanatics of Nick Hornby, Jack Kerouac, Tom Robbins, Larry McMurtry, Joseph Heller, John Irving, Kurt Vonnegut, Carl Hiaasen.

Other books in Tim Sandlin's GroVant Trilogy:
Skipped components, ebook 1
Sorrow Floats, e-book 2
Social mistakes, publication 3
Lydia, booklet 4

What readers are announcing approximately Skipped Parts:

"deals with coming of age in a humorous and infrequently poignant way"

"Plot twists that will make J.K. Rowling jealous, humor, superbly drawn characters, an excellent feel for the aspect of the West"

"sometimes heartwarming, frequently heartbreaking"

"poignant, humorous, SHOCKING, or even heartbreaking"

"the deep humor comes from the intense characters"

"funny, unhappy, and full of heart"

What reviewers are asserting approximately Skipped Parts:

"DAZZLING...moving...Sam's carapace is humor...He thinks like Holden Caulfield and has Joseph Heller's tackle despair. His Walter Mitty–like fantasies are tiny comedian gems... finally you can find your self rooting for Sam." -New York occasions booklet Review

"A lighthearted, a laugh, and gentle story of preteen knowledge, grownup immaturity, and the advantageous line between...An offbeat, enticing novel." -Publisher's Weekly

"This witty, usually touching portrayal of a dirt-street-wise youth's coming-of-age glints with intelligence." -Booklist

"Thoughtful, fantastic, and pleasant entertainment." -St. Louis Post-Dispatch

What everyone seems to be asserting approximately Tim Sandlin:

"Tim Sandlin's stuff is as tight and humorous as a person doing this comedy novel thing." -Christopher Moore

"His prose, his characters, all amazing."

"A tale of grand pretend pas and spectacular dysfunction...a wildly satirical examine the absurdities of recent life." -The long island instances publication Review

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Download E-books Jeeves in the Offing (A Jeeves and Bertie Novel) PDF

By P. G. Wodehouse

Enthusiasts of P. G. Wodehouse's comedian genius are legion, and their devotion to his masterful command of hilarity borders on obsession. fail to remember fortunately feeds the obsession with 4 extra antic choices from the grasp.

Blandings Castle is a set of stories bearing on Lord Emsworth and the Threepwood extended family, whereas Jeeves within the Offing unearths Bertie Wooster in yet one more scrape-with the peerless Jeeves out of sight, on holiday! negative Bertie approximately turns into unstuck! Young males in Spats is Wodehouse at his such a lot glowing: tales touching on participants of the inimitable Drones Club-they can be small of mind and brief on money yet they're consistently reliable for creative adventures. And in The good fortune of the Bodkins, the motion spans London, ny, Hollywood, and a number of other transatlantic liners, as 3 dapper younger males locate themselves in a number of Wodehousian predicaments referring to their love lives and funds.

every one quantity has been reset and published on Scottish cream-wove, acid-free paper, sewn and sure in fabric. those novels are stylish and crucial additions to any Wodehouse fan's library.

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Download E-books mental floss presents Forbidden Knowledge: A Wickedly Smart Guide to History's Naughtiest Bits PDF

Think of something undesirable, from artwork heists to Genghis Kahn, and it really is more likely to be integrated during this wickedly clever and funny consultant to the seedy underbelly of essentially every little thing. The brainiac staff at "mental_floss", creators of the hit journal and final year's Condensed Knowledge, have scoured the darkest, dirtiest corners of heritage and the globe to collect this final selection of the undesirable stuff you are not alleged to recognize and also you definitely by no means realized in class.

Organized through subject matter, with chapters for every of the seven lethal sins, the e-book contains feuds, plagiarists, hoaxes, lies, schemes, scandals, evil dictators, mob bosses, acts of revenge, indignant queens, cannibals and masses extra, all geared up into bite-sized—albeit foul-tasting—lists (i.e."The Fascist variety consultant: 5 Dictator Grooming Tips", “Four Biblical ladies long gone Wild" and “Three scrumptious Animals We Charbroiled Into Extinction."). it is the excellent approach to upload a few spice to a lifeless dialog and proves that studying might be not just effortless, yet exquisitely sinful.

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